Funny Mothers Day Messages

Dear Mum... 
I love that you loved all my “art”, 
You told me it was beautiful, 
You told me it was smart, 
You loved my pottery and painting, 
And my popsicle stick bridge 
But don’t you think it’s long enough ago now, 
To take it off the fridge? 

Great parenting lies somewhere between “don’t do that” and “aw, what the hell” anon

I’m glad that you’re my mother, 
kind and caring and strong. 
Coz surely no-one else, 
Could have put up with me this long! 

Moms are superheroes with special lie-detecting abilities. Supermoms don’t wear disguises, but sometimes they carry big purses with everything you’d ever need. Happy Mother’s Day. Can I have some gum?”

“Mom, I just realized that you must have worked for the CIA or something. There’s no denying your ability to detect a lie, hear the smallest noise, and see out the back of your head.”

You wash my prints from walls and doors,
For I am not careful where I play.
But here is a print you’ll want to keep...
It’s made for you this Mother’s Day! 

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